Shit all over the toilet cubical!

March 31, 2009 - Leave a Response

toilet-full-of-shitHello!

YOU LITTLE PIECE OF UNEDUCATED, UNCIVILIZED, INHUMANE SHIT!

Looks like you’ve had a burst of sudden, uncontrollable, chronic diarrhoea at work.

BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!?

Look, I’m not telling you to scratch all the shit off the toilet

BUT LOOKING AT THE FANTASY PATTERN THAT YOU’VE SPRAYED ALL OVER THE TOILET, THERE’S NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE NOT NOTICED THE SHIT ON THE WALLS AND THE CUBICAL!!!

…just an extract from one of my favourite letters by one of the youtubers. I dedicate it to the person that shits on the second floor of my college. Guys, you’re lucky you haven’t seen, what I’ve seen…

HORROR, HORROR, HORROR…

G20

April 1, 2009 - Leave a Response

Poland refuses from taking part in the G20 summit in London, because as the PM says: “G20 summit does not cary sufficient economical importance for our country – it’s an informal forum anyway”. The leader of the opposition (the president) strongly disagreed with the opinion.

The country’s government has received exact directions from the Eu department on this case. Czech Republic will represent Polish case in London.

One thing I’ve got to say about this: Zacofanie Polski w sprawach polityki jest i zawsze będzie ogromne, zwłaszcza gdy Premier, nie rozumie istoty sprawy… I’ll leave it to your curiousity…

What the fuck is emigration?… hmmm

March 31, 2009 - Leave a Response

Woohoo!

I have a case study in geography that is all about Eastern European (never call me an Eastern European, Poland is right in the centre!)  immigrants in the UK. How cool is that?

HALF A LESSON – that is how much they spent dellaborating on the topic.

Sentence of the day:

“Wow, they say a lot of positive stuff about Polish poeple in here…”

My adventures on london transport…

February 24, 2009 - Leave a Response

old-womenYesterday I bunked lessons, yes I did… I feel really bad fr it, especially because I am not a lessons bunker. Normally on mondays I have a biology lesson in the morning (which I hate) then after 12:15 I get to have a long gap that lasts until 3:10 pm – which I also hate… After those 7 tiring hours of hard work I have an English Literature lesson… Right.

Getting to my point, I basically bunked all of those lesssons. My biology teacher set us an essay to do which I obviously haven’t done due to my pure hatred of this subject as well as my motherfucking laziness. I lied to my parents that I received an email from my college saying that my teacher’s ill and therefore the lesson has to be cancelled. This is how I managed to bunk my lesson without even going out from my house… blah blah.

…Eventually I ended up not turning up to school at all (I authorised my absence through the abscence line that is operating at my college). I decided to leave home at a normal time as I would not having Biology in the morning. I left home at 2pm and met my frined at Camden Town on 2:40 where we entertained ourselves through observing the phenomena of emos, goths and some other crazy motherfuckers… not getting into detail.

In oder to get home on a time that would seem normal to my parents I decided to take bus number 134. As we- Londoners all know, rush hours mean a lot of stinking, sweated workacholics on all possible transport mediums across London . So, I got onto the bus, went to get a seat on the upper deck… And I hear some MAD grannie swear bloopers to HERSELF! It wouldn’t be as scary if not one thing… The swear words were followed by some random Japanese words! Ohhh fuck!! She was also smoking a cigar and looked more or less like the lady on the pic that I have provided for you.

Moral: It’s never too late to go HYPER! BWAHAHA 🙂

P.S I hate these little bastards that press the bell on London buses just to piss the driver off. THESE MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES DO NOT DESERVE TO WASTE OXYGEN FOR BREATHING!!!! I TELL YA WHAT IF I WAS THE DRIVER I WOULD FUCKING STOP THE FUCKING BUS AND FUCKING EXTERMINATE THE LITTLE WANNA-BE-A-GANGSTA BITCHES WITH A RAT POISON!!!!! arrrggghhhh I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!

Poland through a photographer’s point of view…

February 8, 2009 - Leave a Response

Polish People – what are they like?

February 8, 2009 - Leave a Response

As far as I’m concerned Poles are great poeple to get on with. Our mentality though is full of strange paradoxes. We are generally very friendly poeple, however in Poland there’s no such thing as politness on the streets. The truth is that a stranger Pole on the street can just go to hell. Our first impression of a stranger Pole is always negative and we always see the bad things about him first, never good.

We love to critisize other Poles, we are then very rude. Our attitude towards other people is very complex and you can never guess what a Polish person thinks about you. Polish poeple are also extremely conservative and live in the past.

We love celebrating, and we prepare for our parties a long time before the actual date. The food for a typical Polish party is always prepared by the women in the most traditional way – there is hardly any feminism in Poland, and we do not discriminate women.

Polish people are generally very inteligent and they always want to learn more. The education level in Poland is way over average. We are hardworking and always available to work. We prefer just to get the job done, without the pointless breaks, tea-times, lunchtimes, playtimes, and all that shit that the Westerns are used to.

We are the true masters in looking smart on a shoestring budget. The Poles can actually be recognized just by looking at the way they dress. We really prefer to have one proper item of clothing than buying millions and millions of unnecessary clothes, that have no occasion to be worn.

We are very clean people, we live in clean cities in a clean country. There’s a story that may shock the westerns, and it’s also a true story that happened in my hometown – Lublin. The mayor of Lublin has actually banned kebab and gyros take-away restaurants in the town centre as the locals are disgusted by the dirty and smelly stains on the footpaths around the area where that kind of food is sold.

Poles take resourcefulness to a level of which other nations can only dream of. They can make food out of something that to a typical westerner looks like an empty fridge, and the food is always tasty and good for your health.

We are extremely caring people, and we are aware of the fact that other nations may take us as being clingy. Anyone close to a Pole0 that doesn’t look like a 100% of them is litterally fussed over and over until the “illness” is sorted out. We have a deeply hypochondriac nature. A typical example is my grandma. When she sees my sister cough she readily states a diagnosis (which rarely is correctand is always exagurated).  We have millions and millions of possible ways of curing different kinds of illnesses, but the most universal “medicine” used by Poles is a home-made beetroot syroup. My dad always prepares this when I catch cold or flu. You have to cut the beetroot top, drill a small depression in the beetroot crossectional area and put quite a lot of sugar in there together with garlic. After a couple of days a sweet and healthy beetroot juice is made. I personally dont like it, but others find it very tasty.

The bad things:

An example of Poles not caring about strangers is a total lack of respect shown to people on the street or in shops. As I said in the first place, if you are a stranger you can simply go to hell. However there are exceptions to the rule, for example putting hands on something  with the expense of a stranger makes Poles be falsely polite to them. But a typical way of showing a total disrespect for poeple who are not your frineds, family or coworkers is that pushing in the queues thing. On the roads it’s often blocking of the junctions and then swearing at the others on the road.

Poles have turned blaming others into an art form. Taking responsibility is not what Poles like, they just choose the easy way. A typical example of it is the current football match of Poland and Germany – Podolski is a traitor and the referee called Weeb cheated us. Thisis not only to do with football, we blame others on a daily basis. The thinking process that we are born with is : “Something goes wrong, who can I blame?”.

Retards at YouTube

December 30, 2008 - 2 Responses

Just trivially surfing around YouTube I have found a video which didn’t really make any sense to me but anyway… It was to do with global warming. There were something around 70 comments down there of which a majority said that the climate change is a real threat to humanity.

However,  there was also an idiot there who ignored the majority and begun his comment by saying “Fuck the environment”. What kind of a fucking narrow-minded fuckwit is that? I have no idea and I don’t really want to know that. So I replied to his comment: “Shut the fuck up”. And his answer (after about 2 hours time) was an inteligent: “as soon as i finishing cumming inside you mother’s mouth, you tranny fucking douche bag. go back to surfing the net for topless pictures of al gore at some beach, you queer.”, This gave me a rough idea on the kind of person I’m dealing with so i ended with: “Once again: shut the fuck up”

I’m pretty sure it took him that whole 2 hours time to come up with something as perverted, disgusting, racist, ignorant, homophobic and filthy as that. However the attempt was unsuccessful as even the basic grammar was wrong in his comments (which  don’t even make any sense at all). He actually described himself as a Canadian at his YouTube channel, I feel sorry for Canada that it has that little piece of uneducated shit living there.

Conclusion: have fun out of uneducated pricks on YouTube. I’m sorry Canada.

Distorted alternative

December 30, 2008 - Leave a Response

A couple of weeks ago, I was watching a documentary on Discovery Science which was most probably entitled “Building the future”. It showed how people are dealing with alternate energy sources which are in so high demand nowadays, due to the necessary CO2 emissions drop. A group of scientists there presented ideas like wind turbines or river turbines which were absolutely valid and cool. But there was that one thing which was a total bullshit. They referred to gas hydrates as to the ALTERNATIVE to other fossil fuels.

Well…When you look closer at the meaning of the word “alternative” you find out that it usually implies something that can replace other things efficiently and successfully without causing any problems!

Another fact to know: CO2 is in theory a greenhouse gas causing the raise of temperature here on earth, followed by many, many other complex consequences. The CO2 overdose in the atmosphere,( that is the reason for all this hassle) comes from burning of fossil fuels, such as coal or crude oil.

So… a good alternative to a fossil fuel which produces a lot of greenhouse gases would (normally) be something that does not produce a lot of green house gases. Unfortunately, the world we live in is so fucked up, that even people working for such a respected company as Discovery Communications, Inc cannot understand the meaning of the word “alternative”.

Back to the point… So, the fuckwit that refers to the gas hydrates as to an alternative to fossil fuels probably don’t know that they are fossil fuels which are made out of methane and water under high pressure and at low temperature. The funny bit is that when you burn methane you get the fucking CO2! This therefore leads us to the same process again – GLOBAL WARMING, FUCKERS!

I have done research… This is not the worst side of the coin mate! As I have found out each water molecule that is there in a gas hydrate can hold over 500 methane molecules, so when you burn it YOU GET EVEN MORE CO2 than you would get from burning coal!

The conclusion is the television lies and you are stupid if you believe it (they do it for money…serious).